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GIST |WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT BEER?
Beer is one of the oldest and most widely consumed alcoholic drinks in the world, and the third most popular drink overall after water and tea. Beer is brewed from cereal grains—most commonly from malted barley, though wheat, maize (corn), and rice are also used. During the brewing process, fermentation of the starch sugars in the wort produces ethanol and carbonation in the resulting beer.
Most modern beer is brewed with hops, which add bitterness and other flavours and act as a natural preservative and stabilizing agent. Other flavouring agents such as gruit, herbs, or fruits may be included or used instead of hops. In commercial brewing, the natural carbonation effect is often removed during processing and replaced with forced carbonation.
The strength of modern beer is usually around 4% to 6% alcohol by volume (ABV), although it may vary between 0.5% and 20%, with some breweries creating examples of 40% ABV and above.
One of the most important things a lady should stop doing.
*Ladies stop giving phones to your boyfriends, they are blocking us*
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Riddles | Comment your Answer
Two in front,
two in behind,
and one in the middle.
How many are there?
HOW TO CLAIM YOUR HUSBAND/WIFE
C- CREATE a clear vision of who & what you want in a relationship. If you don’t know what you want, you will settle for anyone and anything.
L- LOCATE the person you want to marry. I hope you know there are places where you can’t find real and genuine godly guys and ladies? Stop looking for the living among the dead.
A- ATTRACT him/ her like a magnet. Don’t seduce him. /her. Attract him/her through your godly character. You don’t need to attract him by giving him sex. You don’t need to trap that lady through gifts. Be a success in what you do. Work on your personal grooming. Be beautiful inside out.
I-INSPIRE him/ her to want to stay with you as your life partner. Your life must not be irritating, rather, it must be inspiring before any lady/guy will choose to marry you. Do away with those irritating habits & character. Let your life smell well that people won’t be able to resist the aroma of inspiration coming out of your life.
M- MARRY him/ her. Don’t run away from the responsibilities of marriage. Don’t allow that great guy or lady walk out of your life because of your lack seriousness and lack of commitment. After you have done courtship for a period of time (not too short and not too long), then; marry your lover!
Don’t locate the wrong person. If you have done that, quickly relocate away from him/ her so you will not suffocate your colorful destiny. Singles, this are the ways to C.L.A.I.M your husband/wife.
© Ebenezer Diyaolu, 2018
Do you know the importance of a period?
Grammar Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?
*Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack and our driver ran away!
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FUNNY | HOW SOME PEOPLE MAKE GOSSIP SOUND LIKE PRAYER POINTS.
They start like this….
” People Of God, let’s remember Brother Tony in our Prayers. He has Gonorrhea and doctors said they are even screening him for HIV too, but we know that our God can heal him… so brothers and sisters let’s pray for Divine healing, pray.. pray..”
“Brethren let’s also pray for sister Amanda and Brother Emma… Sister Amanda is pregnant for brother Emma but brother Emma is not ready for marriage now, you know they are not married right? Ok…. He told her to abort but she refused, the situation is tearing them and their families apart. Let’s pray to God for peace and amicable settlement “
“Children of God’s kingdom,
let’s remember Mr and Mrs Akanko in our prayers. Mr Akanko left Mrs Akanko, for one young sister Stella in the choir. That light skinned, slim sister that works in the Bank, Hmmm.. . Let’s pray for God to restore Mr and Mrs Akanko’s marriage o… Brethren pray, open your mouth and pray . The Lord will answer us.
“And finally before we close… let us lift sister Bella before the Lord. She has been suspended from her place of work due to some fraud in her office… We know she is innocent… Even though she has been wearing expensive Jewelry lately, plus that new car she just bought… eh…Let’s pray that as the police are carrying out their investigations……those things will not be seized, in Jesus name… Please praaaaay…. she is one of us o… Pray, pray, praaaaay… !!!
(May God Bless The Writer Of This Post)
BE INFORMED | 6 NEGATIVE LINES, WITH POSITIVE MEANINGS
1. Money can’t buy happiness, but its more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy, but remember that bastard’s name .
3. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them .
5. Alcohol doesn’t solve any problem,but neither does juice .
6. Smoking kills, but if you don’t smoke, doesn’t mean you’ll never die…!!
” Sometimes there is some SENSE in NONSENSE.”
BE INFORMED | WHY FATHERS ARE NEGLECTED IN OLD AGE.
-THIS IS A MUST READ FOR ALL FATHERS! (And mothers too)
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In the lifetime of most Nigerian family settings, there are 3 Dispensations of Power.
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The 1st is the first 25 years in the life of the family (father, mother, children) where power indisputably rest with the father.
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The 2nd is after the kids have grown & started working when the power shifts to the mother.
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The 3rd is when the kids move out of the family house or start their own families when the power moves to the children.
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We’ll start from the 1st Dispensation. Total dominance of the father and he is the Lion of the Tribe of his House. The Boss!
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During this dispensation, the father rules with an iron fist. He barks orders & determines what does or does not happen.
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