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One of the most important things a lady should stop doing.
*Ladies stop giving phones to your boyfriends, they are blocking us*
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Riddle | Try this.
What can you catch but Not throw?
Riddles | Comment your Answer
Two in front,
two in behind,
and one in the middle.
How many are there?
Do you know the importance of a period?
Grammar Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?
*Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack and our driver ran away!
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FUNNY | HOW SOME PEOPLE MAKE GOSSIP SOUND LIKE PRAYER POINTS.
They start like this….
” People Of God, let’s remember Brother Tony in our Prayers. He has Gonorrhea and doctors said they are even screening him for HIV too, but we know that our God can heal him… so brothers and sisters let’s pray for Divine healing, pray.. pray..”
“Brethren let’s also pray for sister Amanda and Brother Emma… Sister Amanda is pregnant for brother Emma but brother Emma is not ready for marriage now, you know they are not married right? Ok…. He told her to abort but she refused, the situation is tearing them and their families apart. Let’s pray to God for peace and amicable settlement “
“Children of God’s kingdom,
let’s remember Mr and Mrs Akanko in our prayers. Mr Akanko left Mrs Akanko, for one young sister Stella in the choir. That light skinned, slim sister that works in the Bank, Hmmm.. . Let’s pray for God to restore Mr and Mrs Akanko’s marriage o… Brethren pray, open your mouth and pray . The Lord will answer us.
“And finally before we close… let us lift sister Bella before the Lord. She has been suspended from her place of work due to some fraud in her office… We know she is innocent… Even though she has been wearing expensive Jewelry lately, plus that new car she just bought… eh…Let’s pray that as the police are carrying out their investigations……those things will not be seized, in Jesus name… Please praaaaay…. she is one of us o… Pray, pray, praaaaay… !!!
(May God Bless The Writer Of This Post)
BE INFORMED | 6 NEGATIVE LINES, WITH POSITIVE MEANINGS
1. Money can’t buy happiness, but its more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy, but remember that bastard’s name .
3. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them .
5. Alcohol doesn’t solve any problem,but neither does juice .
6. Smoking kills, but if you don’t smoke, doesn’t mean you’ll never die…!!
” Sometimes there is some SENSE in NONSENSE.”
HAHAHAHA | WIFE DON KILL HUSBAND!
Wife= Honey can you please help me cleaning the garden?
Husband=Do i look like a gardener?
Wife=Sorry Honey, OK then fix the bathroom door.
Husband=Do i look like a carpenter? then the husband walks out. After coming from where he went, he found the garden clean and the door fixed.
Husband=I knew my wife u can do this all by yourself
Wife= It’s not me
Husband= Who then?
Wife=Simon our neighbor.
Husband= How much did u paid him?
Wife= No money, he just gave 2 options, bread or s*x
Husband= Hope u gave him bread
Wife= Do i look like baker?
Husband Fainted😂😂😂
This one killed me
NOT FUNNY | WHAT IS SENSE AND NONSENSE?
Do you even know there’s SENSE in Nonsense?
In fact, there’s No Nonsense without Sense!
What is Sense?
Comment if you have Sense.
LoL…!🤣
BE INFORMED | QUALITIES OF A GOOD WIFE MATERIAL
The other day, there was no water in my hostel, so, I went outside to fetch. Now, I have very fragile bones, I can’t be messing with my arms, I decided it would be safer if I put the keg of water on my head (advantage of having a big head, shey?). Well, I found someone and together, we balanced the keg on my head. Some dude saw me and sent me a message afterwards saying: Keji, you’re a wife material o. If it were to be other girls, they would be forming.
Me (feigning ignorance): what did Keji do oO?
Him: I saw the way you put keg of water on your head nah
Me: In your mind now, you would be thinking you’re making sense o. Mtchew…
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Why does our society still justify good wife qualities by the amount of suffering she passes through?
HAHAHA | SKINNY GIRLS THAT WORKS-OUT
THIS IS REALLY SERIOUS… LWKMD…!!! I THINK THIS DESERVES A RESPONSE.
COMMENT BELOW…
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