Category Archives: RELATIONSHIPS
HOW TO CLAIM YOUR HUSBAND/WIFE
C- CREATE a clear vision of who & what you want in a relationship. If you don’t know what you want, you will settle for anyone and anything.
L- LOCATE the person you want to marry. I hope you know there are places where you can’t find real and genuine godly guys and ladies? Stop looking for the living among the dead.
A- ATTRACT him/ her like a magnet. Don’t seduce him. /her. Attract him/her through your godly character. You don’t need to attract him by giving him sex. You don’t need to trap that lady through gifts. Be a success in what you do. Work on your personal grooming. Be beautiful inside out.
I-INSPIRE him/ her to want to stay with you as your life partner. Your life must not be irritating, rather, it must be inspiring before any lady/guy will choose to marry you. Do away with those irritating habits & character. Let your life smell well that people won’t be able to resist the aroma of inspiration coming out of your life.
M- MARRY him/ her. Don’t run away from the responsibilities of marriage. Don’t allow that great guy or lady walk out of your life because of your lack seriousness and lack of commitment. After you have done courtship for a period of time (not too short and not too long), then; marry your lover!
Don’t locate the wrong person. If you have done that, quickly relocate away from him/ her so you will not suffocate your colorful destiny. Singles, this are the ways to C.L.A.I.M your husband/wife.
© Ebenezer Diyaolu, 2018
BE INFORMED | WHY FATHERS ARE NEGLECTED IN OLD AGE.
-THIS IS A MUST READ FOR ALL FATHERS! (And mothers too)
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In the lifetime of most Nigerian family settings, there are 3 Dispensations of Power.
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The 1st is the first 25 years in the life of the family (father, mother, children) where power indisputably rest with the father.
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The 2nd is after the kids have grown & started working when the power shifts to the mother.
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The 3rd is when the kids move out of the family house or start their own families when the power moves to the children.
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We’ll start from the 1st Dispensation. Total dominance of the father and he is the Lion of the Tribe of his House. The Boss!
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During this dispensation, the father rules with an iron fist. He barks orders & determines what does or does not happen.
HAHAHAHA | WIFE DON KILL HUSBAND!
Wife= Honey can you please help me cleaning the garden?
Husband=Do i look like a gardener?
Wife=Sorry Honey, OK then fix the bathroom door.
Husband=Do i look like a carpenter? then the husband walks out. After coming from where he went, he found the garden clean and the door fixed.
Husband=I knew my wife u can do this all by yourself
Wife= It’s not me
Husband= Who then?
Wife=Simon our neighbor.
Husband= How much did u paid him?
Wife= No money, he just gave 2 options, bread or s*x
Husband= Hope u gave him bread
Wife= Do i look like baker?
Husband Fainted😂😂😂
This one killed me
BE INFORMED | QUALITIES OF A GOOD WIFE MATERIAL
The other day, there was no water in my hostel, so, I went outside to fetch. Now, I have very fragile bones, I can’t be messing with my arms, I decided it would be safer if I put the keg of water on my head (advantage of having a big head, shey?). Well, I found someone and together, we balanced the keg on my head. Some dude saw me and sent me a message afterwards saying: Keji, you’re a wife material o. If it were to be other girls, they would be forming.
Me (feigning ignorance): what did Keji do oO?
Him: I saw the way you put keg of water on your head nah
Me: In your mind now, you would be thinking you’re making sense o. Mtchew…
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Why does our society still justify good wife qualities by the amount of suffering she passes through?
BE INSPIRED | GOOD THINGS ARE ALWAYS BEAUTIFUL.
Search for a good heart, not just a beautiful face. Beautiful things are not always good, but good things are always beautiful.
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BE INFORMED | 6 SIGNS OF IMMATURITY IN MARRIAGE FOR MEN
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Rejecting food when there’s an issue:
Mr. Husband, you gave your wife money for Food and after it was prepared you refused to eat because you are angry. It’s time to grow up! You could go somewhere when angry but ensure that you don’t allow it to linger unnecessarily.
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Telling your wife severally that you are the head:
May I let you know that even when your wife disobeys/ disrespect you she still knows that you are the head? You need not shout or scream it daily. Or do we need to get you a slot on CNN? It’s important for you to know when and how to be firm and put your feet down over issues, however don’t become a nagging husband just to prove that you are the head.
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Issuing threats:
Beating, verbally abusing your wife, issuing threats of divorce or bragging about marrying another wife does not make you a man. Your strength is in your ability to tame your tongue and control your fist. When she is acting her “childish woman” part, play the “matured man.”
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Reporting your wife to friends and family:
When your wife offends you, correct and talk things through. You don’t have to tell everyone about her mistakes that will paint her black and sell her cheap such that you will not be able to redeem her back.
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Keeping malice:
Is it not funny to know that some men keep malice? Some of them even nag, criticize, abuse and call their wives names in public. It may make you look like a “big boy” who’s in control but you are not going to gain anything good from it, your home will only be a den of insults and confrontations.
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Not helping with house chores:
I must say here that it is the responsibility of a woman to tend and manage a home. However, it’s not a bad thing if a man lends a helping hand when necessary.
Watching football with newspaper in your hand every evening, not caring how stressful the house chores are will only increase the pressure on your wife and if you truly care you’ll help, just checking on her while busy could encourage and sooth her, this also makes you a good example to the kids especially the boys. Some men don’t even say “thank You” to their wives after eating, all they do is compare her with other women. It’s a shame that after having 3-4 kids some men cannot change a simple diaper or prepare cereal meals; a big shame.
My point!?
A REAL man is a pillar of support to his wife, not a hole of depression.
BE INSPIRED | LIFE IS NOT ABOUT FINDING THE RIGHT PERSON
Life is not about finding the right person, but creating the right relationship. It’s not how we care in the beginning, but how much we care till the very end.
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FUNNY | HOW TO CHANGE YOUR WIFE IN 30 DAYS
The United States has a book called “HOW TO CHANGE YOUR WIFE IN 30 DAYS”, sold 2 million copies in a week.
Until the author found that the title spelling error, the correct title should have been: “HOW TO CHANGE YOUR LIFE IN 30 DAYS”. After correction, for a whole week, only three books were sold.😆😆😆
WRONG BELIEVES SOME FOLKS HAVE ABOUT LADIES.
They (ladies) can be compared to maybe a laptop, Tv set, hmmmm… Mobile fone, even a building. Something that can easily be Upgraded, Rebranded, Changed, Manipulated at will. Just because of the way these earth has been structured in a way that has placed GUYS in some way higher than ladies, guys feel SUPERIOR while ladies INFERIOR.
How to Survive a Long Distance Relationship
LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP
LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP IS POSSIBLE!
If you DON’T want to lose your partner, the following tips below can
be very helpfull but above all, you also need to be very prayerful.
TALK EVERYDAY
Speaking to each other frequently is the best way you can minimise missing each other’s physical presence. Talk to each other as much as you can. Yes it might be extremely difficult to
spare time for each other and stay focused, but then that’s the only way you can stay connected.
And when you are talking to your partner, speak about everything that is going on in your life. Sharing things that are happening in your life will make your partner feel important.
TRUST
Never lose sight of it when you are involved in a long-distance relationship. You must give a reason to your partner to trust you, and do the same to the other person. There is no room for jealousy or suspicion in such situations. Be patient, and ever willing to accept things that may not go how you would have planed it. Don’t jump into conclusions just because your partner didn’t take your phone call, or replied to your messages.
SKYPE IS YOUR WORLD
Apart from calling and texting your partner everyday what keeps your relationship going is “Skype” which is the breath of fresh air
because you can see your partner, which long-distance partners are actually deprived of.
SUPRISE!! SURPRISE..!!
This is the element that will keep your relationship going and you will cherish what you possess. Surprise visits, or gifts, will add that
extra sparkle in your otherwise drab relationship. Those special bonus moments are all that is going to be left with you after you have separated again. So try and have as much of it. This will keep the romance alive always.
How to make a Relationship work.
Every relationship is quiet similar but uniquely different in its own way. Just like the rules of nature always trying to make a balance between every elements on earth, weather they are compatible or not, different or similar There must be a balance output(result, like when a liquid finally survived from a disturbance).
An intersexual relationship is very SWEET, FUN, INTERESTING, HEART FILLING, VERY SATISFYING, hmmm… well, that’s for the GOOD and PERFECT ones. Because on the Contrary; you know what am talking about. 😉WINKS…
Relationship will work if you…
ALWAYS EXCEPT THE WORSE/RATHER THAN THE BEST.
As a matter of fact, “what is the worse that could ever happen”.
You should always think ahead, It’s not that you are wishing for your partner to fail or offend but you are only preparing your heart to always be able to UNDERSTAND, your partner more.
ALWAYS BE READY FOR BIG BLOWS❗
Your partner is an human. humans are NOT and Can NEVER be STATIC. rather, they are dynamic (prompt to changes). therefore, THEY WILL NEVER SEIZE TO SURPRISE YOU! (Make you Angry, Frustrate you, Offend you, bla bla bla… hmmmm…). But should that be the END of it ( your relationship)?! Nah!!! Definitely not, at every of such moments when the UNWANTED happens, ask yourself these questions…
1. Do i still LOVE Him/Her?
2. Does He/She still LOVES me(you need to ask your partner. So to know where you stand with Him or Her).
3. Apart from all this shits, is he/she a nice person that you COMFORTABLE and HAPPY with?
Then if ALL of the answers to these questions are POSITIVE, then just be calm, you are with the Right person for you.
Continue with> How to Survive a Long Distance Relationship
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